JVGthonglvr64
I am: A legend
Seeking: Anything
Interested in: Lover, battleship parter, taking it to the limit
Location: The danger zone
Occupation: Honda civic pace car driver/ NBA Offense Killer
Ethnicity: Pale
Religion: Slowness
Star Sign: I dont believe in that shit
Relationship Status: Married, but looking – was seeing Matt Bullard
Have Children: Talk to my lawyers
Want Children: Get fucked
My Goods:
Height: 48"
Weight: slightly heavier than mist
Hair: not existent, frizzy combover, ring shaped
Eyes: bloodshot , creepy racoon
My Habits:
Cigarettes: Only when I’m logged on or watching the Survivor finale
Booze: Only on Spring Break
Drugs: Religiously
Self Love: Playoff pending
Your Goods:
Height: 6’2
Weight: Thick
Hair: Extended
Eye color: Mystical
Your Habits:
Cigarettes: Never
Booze: You know it..
Drugs: If it helps you to keep up with me – knock yourself out
Self love: Don’t even think about it
Other:
Last great book I read: Instructions to my new Casio
Most humbling moment: Showers with Mutombo
Favorite on-screen sex scene: Anything with Paul Giamatti
Celebrity I resemble most: Paul Bearer of the WWE but I’ve been told I look like a smaller version of Vince Vaughn
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "Maneater", anything by Gwar
5 items I can’t live without:
-Diet Coke
-Mascara (eye shadow)
-Mold of Alonzo Mourning’s leg
-Honda Civics (models, actual cars, paintings, sketches, pictures)
-Jock Jams 7
If I could be anywhere right now:
Getting freaky on Ibiza or in the Big Brother household