Hey, FOX NFL Robot, FUCK YOU!
What the fuck are you? What the hell do you have to do with football? I am sick of seeing your retarded ass every weekend, so Fuck Off and die in the local scrap heap.
Hernia researchers went to the Fox Sports NFL page to find a picture of the gay robot. No Luck. Amazingly, you can only find him where the audience is 8 billion people. Above is a picture of what a robot should be doing.
Every god damn commercial I have to watch this retarded robot jump around the screen like Corky. It is infuriating. It has NOTHING to do with football. It looks like a juiced up Johnny #5 on crystal meth. Who the fuck came up with this? Who is supposed to be enjoying this? Did some focus group determine that 65% of FOX NFL viewers are robots? I am imagining this is how the creative process went at FOX:
Stupid FOX Executive: “Okay guys, we need a new and fresh idea to take us to commercials for the games this year. What do you got?”
The only Intelligent FOX employee: “How about we don’t patronize the viewers and just have a FOX NFL logo in the corner while we show shots of the city?”
Fucking Moron FOX employee #879: “Let’s have an animated Robot!”
Stupid FOX Executive: “Brilliant, it’s a go, have it on my desk in two weeks.”
The Only Intelligent FOX Employee: “What does a robot have to do with pro football?”
Stupid FOX Executive: “Good question. Fucking Moron FOX employee # 879, can you answer that?”
Fucking Moron FOX employee #879: “Well, we can have the robot do calisthenics…like running in place, and he will have a football in his hand.”
Stupid FOX executive: “Sold! Get it done, you have been promoted to Fucking UBER Moron employee level 3.”
The ONLY Intelligent FOX employee: “Someone kill me. I wonder if the Outdoor Life Network is hiring.”
If there is an NFL player out there that warms up for a game like that goddamn robot does, someone let me know. He does the dumbest moves. It is like watching Jack LeLanne. This is 2006, until robots are competing in NFL games, get them the fuck out.
I wonder if Fucking Moron FOX employee #879 is the same jacknut that came up with Scooter, the animated baseball? If so, he is on my ‘things to do’ list. I love when Scooter tells me about a fastball: “A fastball is a pitch that goes really fast.” Thanks Scooter, you fuckwad, but that is for another day.
So, in summation, FOX NFL Robot, fuck off and die a slow, slow death on BattleBots.
WOW. Lots of anger. I agree that execututives and marketing people make too much money and its likely that the best part of their DNA remained on the sheets. But dont take it out on the robot. He’s just doing what the jackass that programmed the computer is telling him to do. If there is a victim here it’s the robot.
Lots of anger? Correction – major anger issues!!! Personally, while I am watching the games with my nieces and nephews – they love the FOX Sports Cleatus Robot. They try to do what Cleatus does on the television. It’s too funny. Plus, it allows them to have a little fun before the game starts back up. I have no idea where the person who did the orginal comment about the FOX Sports Cleatus Robot is coming from or what drugs he/she is on, but leave Cleatus alone. If you don’t like Cleatus, then watch other NFL games on other channels.
Yeah I agree I wish they’d have a bunch of animated tailgate party people come on one of the commercial breaks and beat the $hit out of and tear apart that stupid robot. I wanna, and sometimes have turned the tv off when that retarded thing comes on.
who fucking cares if they have a robot… I love you fucks who have nothing better to do than bitch about completely irrelavant shit… you probably are the same people that bitch about the president and the economy etc.. but still don’t vote…. Actually it would surprise me if you could comprehend anything of importance since all you have to do is blog about some stupid meaningless robot… Get a fucking life you dumb fucks… go pay your child support and take care of your kiids. Oh thats right.. you are computer nerds. You probably are a bunch of vigins… this is what you do in between whack of sesions on the web… Go fucking do something meaningful with your lives for once… you faggots
get this shit off prime time tv FFUUCCKK i want to watch simpsons and famly guy
Hey Dave on Sept 3rd. You don’t like people who complain about irrelevant shit eh? WTF do you think you just did? LMAO. All you did was complained about people who complain you hypocritical dumbass.
I thought this article was hilarious. The writer obviously didn’t mean to be taken seriously, he was just trying to be funny, and he was. So everyone else STFU.
walang iya kayo.!!!!!.com……fucshit!!!
I completely agree with Hernia and all of you who don’t are obviously stupid fucking robots who work for FOX! And your nieces and nephews are included! I will do anything I can to avoid watching any FOX Sports broadcast specifically because of their STUPID FUCKING ROBOTS! How’s that for anger??? Suck on that bitches!