Hey, Pro Athletes That Point to the Sky, FUCK YOU!
What the hell are you doing? This is a phenomenon that is sweeping the sports world, and I am a little confused. Who the hell are you pointing to?
Alonzo Mourning keeps pointing at something.
Okay, I have heard some athletes say they are pointing to a family member that has passed away, may I ask why? First off, that sucks about losing a family member, but get fucking real, why do you have to reference it every time you get a hit? I have lost a family member and I don’t point to the sky every time I hit a 3 at the YMCA. Do us all a favor and remember your family on your own time.
Then there are athletes that say they are pointing to God – are you fucking kidding me? Do you honestly think God is watching you in the bottom of the third inning, no outs, no one on base and you hit a double?! Do you really think he had a part in it? People are being slaughtered in the thousands daily in Africa, don’t you think God has bigger fish to fry? Are you that fucking egocentric?
I understand that there are a lot of religious people in sports, always thanking God for this and that, but news fucking flash, playing this sport is your job. Do you hear about CEOs thanking God for last quarter’s profits? Fuck no, you jackasses. Your job is to get hits and get on base – do your job and shut the fuck up. Which leads me to this: Why the fuck don’t you point to the sky when you make a nice play in the field? Can God only assist you with hitting?
When Albert Belle pointed to his bicep, that was a disgrace, but in retrospect, I like it, that makes sense. He pointed to a muscle that blasted a home run off some poor pitcher that hadn’t discovered steroids yet. This makes sense to me. Tierry Henry should point to his right foot every time he scores a goal and Phil Mickelson should point at his bank statement every time he sees his wife. It is cause and effect, God doesn’t assist you with the meaningless double in the third inning.
Letter to FU Corner
To FU Corner,
It is about time someone has realized this outrageous jester. I am sick and freakin’ tired of jackasses pointing at me. Where did these people learn manners, when I was a younger, I was taught that pointing is rude, period.
An appreciative Blue Sky responds to the FU Corner.
I swear, I can’t go a day without someone pointing to me for some lame ass achievement they just accomplished. I mean if Al Roker wants to point to me when he correctly predicts a sunny day, fine, that makes sense, but when athletes do, I am like, “ Excuse me, do I know you? I didn’t think so, so stop freaking pointing at me. I don’t know what you think is up here, ’cause I got news for you, there’s NOTHING. I’ve been up here a while now, like for eternity, and from what I can remember, I haven’t bumped into God or Jesus or any of your dead relatives, so enough already. You wanna point somewhere, point to the dirt, ’cause that’s where they are."
This really burns me up, so in return I throw out a freak thunderstorm, a horrible downpour to cancel a game. Sometimes I move a cloud just in time so the sun glares in the eyes of an outfielder to make him miss a catch. Ahh, good times.
If there is one thing I know, don’t piss off things that are more powerful than you, and well I got news for you athletes, I will fall, fall right on top of your heads and nothing can save you – not God, not a dead relative, not even your $100,000 Hummer, you jackasses.
Sincerely,
The Blue Sky
I really don’t know why I am wasting my time replying to such a moronic article, but this might have been one of the most retarded things i have come across maybe in my life. I hope you are just a kid who is a stupid, ignorant, dumbass. If you are a grown ass man, then you must be partially retarded or have little to no education. Try to write something more constructive, rather than wasting your life and my five minutes. If you’re too retarded to do so, then I hope that you receive some sort of counseling because you’re as dumb as they come.
I LOVED THIS ARTICLE. It was spot on. Jay Row, you can “**** ***” if you don’t like it.
Jay Row,
This is an excellent article. I loved it. I hate athletes who point to the sky.
My eyes roll everytime a particular player steps into the batter’s box and does the sign of the cross and everytime he gets a single, double, triple, home run or even a walk. What a retard.
Yeah, I’ve been wondering about those morons, too. Like God has nothing better to do in this 27.4 billion light year wide cosmos to do but rig college football games? If they’re all pretending to live by the Bible, I have just one thing to say to them: Mt. 6:6.
Lol I mean I see how it annoys you but you guys don’t need to get mad over it. Simple change the channel or ignore it. All he did was point… If that little thing bothers you, then I truly hope someone pointing at you won’t make you tear something to pieces. Doesn’t mean they thanked God for the shot they made, the home run they hit, the touchdown they scored. Hard work and dedication brought them there. Many people relied on God to help them with that and they never forget that. And you guys get mad at them but this article I thought was written by a little kid.. I mean, don’t trip about it. It shouldn’t bother you, honestly. It’s like a motto to them so simply ignore it.
SO? What’s WRONG with acknowledging some Higher Power? Why are you wasting everyone’s time like this???? This article is just ridiculous!