Shawn Bradley Suspended 5 Days After Latest Office Brawl
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Retired NBA stiff Shawn Bradley continued to ruffle feathers at his new office job, starting his 3rd fight in two weeks and leaving his superiors with no choice but to suspend him. Sources say the 7’6" cantankerous Mormon, now an Assistant Account Manager at the small ad agency Finklehorns Worldwide, started his latest brawl with Audit Processing Analyst Phil Horningsham, 53, while the two were in the office kitchen.
The cantankerous Bradley seen here mixing it up in his playing days
“Oh man, it was crazy!” explained 21-year old intern Steve Snowbush. “We were all in the kitchen making our morning coffees. Phil was getting some milk from the fridge and all the sudden Bradley comes out of nowhere and starts boxing out Phil from the fridge and grabbing his milk. Then he starts yelling at Phil to watch the elbows, pointing right in his face! Next thing you know they’re rolling around on the floor, going at it like two wildcats! It was awesome!” Two eyewitnesses claimed to have seen Bradley’s away Mavs uniform peaking out from under his work clothes.
Bradley had been temperamental ever since his first week at Finklehorns Worldwide when he was thrashed 11-0 by the stocky, 5’8" Horningsham in a one-on-one Nerf ‘hoop it up’ kitchen tournament.
The outburst should come as no surprise to basketball fans, who saw Bradley’s rapid descent from Mormon missionary at BYU to general asshole in the NBA. Or perhaps that was a positive change.