Ed Hochuli

Published by T-Bone on March 4, 2008 under Classifieds

Ed HochuliI am: Part centaur

Seeking: A full-blown centaur

Interested in: Weights, bodybuilding, female bodybuilders, sex with weights

Location: GNC stock room

Occupation: House thrower, part-time ref, full-time hard-ass

Ethnicity: Immortal

Religion: Joe Wieder

Star Sign: 100-pound plates

Relationship Status: Single and hungry as hell

Have Children: I gave birth to an Altered Beast once

Want Children: Only as worthy sparring partners

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